Over the Hill at 19

Girl: "I was Winter Ball Queen. Where am I now? On the bus."

Boy: "Do you, like, have a crown? You could, like, wear it to work."

Girl: "I wear it to Albertsons* when I go home."


*note to East Coast readers: Albertsons = supermarket chain

Life Imitates Art

Girl: "Psych is, like, a totally easy major. It's just like watching LIE TO ME."